Thursday, November 16, 2006

Rumours

The Rumour Mill - don' ya just luv it?

Dorset County Council are considering dredging our boundary rivers - and if necessary importing water - to make us a real island.
Then they're going to rename us The Isle of White.

Alledegly.

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Posted by Anonymous to swanage view at 11/16/2006 05:41:41 PM

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you really have nothing better to do? Try a Creative Writing class.

Anonymous said...

we'l have no creationism here

Anonymous said...

There are some here that would proclaim "Hone rule for the Purbecks!" Just think. we could put a gate across on the road round the castle, and another off the ferry, and charge all the grockles to enter Gods own Country.

We could become a oil rich enclave.

Anonymous said...

we tried that back in the 70's, when we had oil.
As it's just run out .....

Anonymous said...

Hone rule?
n if you are from 'round ere, you'll know that the Purbecks don't exist.

Anonymous said...

dear 7:18
around the castle?
Sorry, go check you map.

Anonymous said...

Isle of Whine would be rather more appropriate, surely, than Isle of White.

Anonymous said...

I like it

Anonymous said...

I doubt that some of you are really Purbeck folk? The real folk know that anything North of Corfe Castle is "foreign"

Obviously they never played football between the local teams and the outsiders. Those were proper games, We threw the football away and had a real game.

FA What does that stand for?

Anonymous said...

Purbeck folk know where the borders are.
Those that think it stops around about corfe, um, well ......

Anonymous said...

oh now hang on, be fair.
maybe the real people know that anything N of corfe is foreign cuz they've never been any further than that.

Anonymous said...

we need not go any further we can get all the bull cr£p we need from you outsiders.

Anonymous said...

That's rather a strong assumption.
We, whoever we are, are outsiders are we?

Anonymous said...

are you? 504am some of the comments made allready have suggested that they are outsiders, it was a slight tongue in cheek posting but if you want to square up over it lets go for it!

Anonymous said...

Dear 8:08
all I said was it was rather a strong assumption.
Is that the sort of comment that makes you threaten me?

Anonymous said...

SOH man for christ sake!

Anonymous said...

I think this is the second time we've been involved in this situation.
Both times you've told me to get a sense of humour.
I'm beginning to get the feeling that you say you post humourously and any response is NOT funny - I think you need to look into SOH.

Anonymous said...

ok im not the one who said perhaps thats as far as the locals have travelled infering that we are uneducted in the way of the world and 2 perhaps inbred so i was a shall we say a little sharp in my reply so what? it seems some people can infer and say what they like and others can not.

oh now hang on, be fair.
maybe the real people know that anything N of corfe is foreign cuz they've never been any further than that.

be you a local lad or be you a outsider?

Anonymous said...

I don't care where pwople come from.
It's their behavour that matters.